Treasure Quest 5: Prologue
Aahhh… It’s that time of the year again, folks. Treasure Quest time!
Backgrounder: Treasure Quest is the urban rat-race where teams try to humiliate each other by burning crazy amounts of fuel as they aimlessly drive around the metropolis. When not burning gas, the teams solve puzzles and go through challenges. After 5 hours, the team with highest level of overconfidence and delusions of grandeur wins!
2 years ago, the Gotokids won third prize… Apparently, their delusions then were more of adequacy than grandeur.
Can they win it all this time around?
Will they be able to finally lift that oversized cheque and then encash it at Metrobank?
Can they finally recover the expenses incurred as this is their 4th time to join TQ?
Will they be able to finally break out in an orgiastic frenzy on stage (and grope the sunstar mascot) once the announcer announces their names as 1st place winners?
The story begins with…
CAST OF CHARACTERS
SPITFIRE CHUCKY P. -miraculously escaped a definite face-bashing melee from minglanilla badasses by employing his knowledge of a highly specialized martial arts technique called: running like hell.
CORNHOLIO -sells drugs for a living… responsibly. He had to procure a tube of Preparation H (for his hemorrhoids) during the last TQ. He was kind enough to share the Prep H with the rest of the group.
THE SINGLE DAD -as the name implies, this dad is relishing and reveling in his current marital status. But then his wife called him up. That totally messed up his celebratory (not celebate-ory) mood.
THE FOOL -is the most level-headed and practical among all the Gotokids. He also possesses deep understanding of how the world works and has common sense. Then he wakes up and realizes it was all a dream.
LEONITO GOTO -can’t seem to grow facial hair. And he’s at a loss as to why he can grow hair down there. Every morning when he wakes up he asks: ‘why did God give man pubic hair?’
POOHJIT -is the daddy of all pimp-bears. He ditched piglet because piglet’s gay. What he lacks in speed he makes up for in girth. Watch him charm the panties off yah!
SNOW WHITE -is the proponent of the widely popular li’l-bro-buy-coke-litro decoy strategy. This strategy is widely imitated by his peers. But they just can’t seem to duplicate the results.
THE WATER KING -the spiritual-leader of the kids. He provides them hope and inspiration. His squirting abilities are second to none. Just and iota of H2O on you and you’re his-forever!
To be continued…
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