Treasure Quest 5: Part 3
And finally, the conclusion to our exciting adventure…
Stop 8: Building in Business Park
This was perhaps the weirdest of all the stops. Once the kids got into the building, they were accosted and attacked from behind by the employees of the building. They could not remember a thing about what happened in there since they were beaten up by 7-foot tall Amazon women. The last conscious memory Leonito Goto had of the incident was of the Fool valiantly fighting off the advances of the Amazonas.
As they regained consciousness, they found themselves lying on the pavement. They also felt the grand daddy of all headaches. But the Fool was already on his feet, clutching with him a paper that stated that they got the points for that stop. That was the challenge afterall: survive an onslaught of attacks from 7-feet tall Amazon-like women-warriors. Those who survive gets the prize.
We asked the Fool what happened, as we our heads were all in disarray at that particular moment. But all we got from him was his usual gibberish banter. We surmised that we may never be able to find out what really happened inside that hell-building. But we had enough bruises and scratches to show for it.
On to the last stop!
Stop 9(Last Stop): Springfield School for Filthy Rich and Obnoxious Adolescent Boys
Time to add up our scores!
We approached the marshal inside the school so she could count our points.
For the first stop: we had to let her smell Water Kings breath. And from what she smelled she was able to gather enough evidence of a security guard tongue lashing.
50,000 points!
For the second stop: we showed her our souvenir : 10 lifeboats!
350,000 points!
The third stop: we were not able to show her anything as we were pissed drunk and passed out at that stop. We lost points because of this! Damnit!
0 points!
Fourth stop: Leonito Goto submitted to them a stool sample.
400,000 points!
Fifth stop: the Fool and Spitfire Chucky P. gave them the carcass of a dead monkey that we were able to fish out.
200,000 points!
Sixth stop: Cornholio and Chucky gave them the P20 still smelling of trisikad-driver sweat.
50,000 points!
Seventh stop: Poohjit dumped on their desks the hide of King Croc.
300,000 points!
Eight Stop: the fact that we got to the ninth stop was proof enough. Plus, the paper the Fool was clutching was also proof.
40,987 points!
And so… It was another Treasure Quest completed by the Gotokids. Their 4th time to join, this one will always be in their hearts. They can’t understand why they feel that way but they just do. They certainly enjoyed the adventure. Right now was winning time! They surely could feel it.
Hearts thumped non-stop… Excitement grew… Tension bottled up…
Will this be the Gotokids’ night?
Chapter 3
Victory!
Anticipating victory, the kids dined with gusto. Dinner was free and not half bad. Sad to say, the same can’t be said of the in-house entertainment. But that did not matter. All that mattered for them was 1st place—to finally lift that oversized check. They gave condescending glances to the other teams. At times they would unabashedly announce their success prematurely. They did not care. They felt like winners already.
The moment came. 3rd place was announced; it went to Team I-can’t-remember-anymore.
“All right, all right! Certainly not 3rd place for us anymore. First place is ours,” was all that the Gotokids could ever think about at that moment.
2nd place announcement. Blah blah blah… Silent cheers from one corner.
THUMP THUMP THUMP!
There was a brief pause. The announcers were babbling something incomprehensible. Probably thanking the sponsors. “Get on with it!” was the unanimous cry from the kids.
Soon enough, the moment they were all waiting for came.
Announcer: “And the winner… garnering 1,340,987 points… The GOTOKIDS!”
Roaring shouts filled the air.
A table broke in half.
Chairs flew from the corner where the Gotokids sat.
Every last one of the Gotokids made it to the stage.
Every last one of the Gotokids groped and molested the Sun Zu mascot.
Every last one of the Gotokids took their turn to kiss (with tongue) the oversized check.
Everyone else’s mouths were agape in disbelief.
The Gotokids were in an orgiastic and orgasmic frenzy.
A huge gush of water from (who else?) the Water King.
That night, the Gotokids made history!
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