Lord Jesus Christ Hit By Car, Really


Somewhere in Northampton, Massachusetts, a victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a crosswalk, but police have not.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. Talk about names.

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