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I had to repost these because I found them to be funny. Enjoy!

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An entry-level programmer was working hard on a deadline one night when he decided to get up and get another cup of cafe au-lait. When he went dashing around the corner he found the CEO standing by the paper shredder with a document in his hand. The CEO said, “My secretary has gone for the evening, do you know how to operate this thing?” The young programmer (feeling a spot of pride) said yes and placed the document in the machine and hit the “GO” button. Just as the document disappeared, the CEO responds, “Terrific! Now, I just need 10 copies.”

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A programmer, a systems analyst and a network administrator drive in a car on the way to a trade show. As they drive down a steep hill, the brakes fail. The system analyst (who is driving) tries to manouver the car down the narrow road around the sharp curves. Thanks to his incredible driving abilities and due to a lot of luck, they reach the bottom of the hill unharmed and manage to bring the car to a stop.

They jump out of the car, and the network administrator shouts “We have to open the hood and check all the wiring to make sure all the connections are fine”. “Yes,” the system analyst agrees, “we need to analyze the brake system to find the problem”.

“Pha!”, says the computer programmer “we’ll restart the engine, take it back to the top of the hill, and see if it happens again…”

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Seems these days, the trend is with cloud computing slowly and surely. In time, it is what the i.t. industry foresees as the future. Windows Azure is Microsoft’s answer for a cloud services operating system that serves as the development, service hosting and service management environment for the Windows Azure platform. It provides developers with on-demand compute and storage to host, scale, and manage web applications on the internet through datacenters.

To leverage and maximize the power of Windows Azure, Paraleap provides a cloud computing monitoring and autoscaling service according to real time demand to ensure that all applications running under Windows Azure are up and running to its maximum capacity.

Called AzureWatch, it features both stand alone and web based monitoring tools to give you full control over your applications running in the Azure platform.

Its affordable pricing scheme makes it even more attractive because I believe their packages are priced fairly. Curious? Visit the site now and do a testrun and see how beneficial Windows Azure monitoring, Windows Azure autoscaling is to your business needs.

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Share the post "Angry Birds Rio For iTouch"

The third installment of the Angry Birds franchise has some new characters added to its lineup. The cast from Rio now needs saving by the bird themselves as they have been captured and need every bit of help they can get in order to escape.

In Angry Birds Rio, the original Angry Birds are kidnapped and taken to the magical city of Rio de Janeiro, where they eventually escape their captors and set out to to save their friends, Blu and Jewel – two rare macaws and the stars of the motion picture, Rio.

The game features episodic updates throughout 2011! So monitor your calendars to get some new levels. As for the game play, it is still the same. No need to learn some new tricks. It all accounts to strategy and where it is best to throw your birds to.

Check out the following game screenshots. If you loved the first two Angry Birds games, this one is no different. You simply will enjoy this.

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